Chronicle 12/07/2008 - B

I observed this odd structure of a highly porous descendant of papyrus lying on the couch, beside me, immediately before the historic slide occurred.

Chronicle 12/07/2008 - A

As I assumed a reclining position on the couch, the horizontal force that my body offered to the surface of the couch soon overcame the force of friction preventing the motion of my body. Consequently, I slid off the couch and due to the gravitation pull of the Earth, was immediately drawn to the floor. Having expended my energy opposing the frictional force mentioned earlier, I assumed a reclining position on the floor.

Chronicle 18/05/2008 - A

I observed a pigeon from my window. The pigeon pecked at the floor. The pigeon then observed me observing it. In the moments following the exchange of observation, the pigeon launched itself into the air and flew away.

Chronicle 16/05/08 - A

I awoke from a state of suspended animation. I ate a bowl of icecream.

Chronicle 23/08/07 - A

I observed an insect sitting on the wall. It moved to a location where i could no longer observe it.

Chronicle 11/08/07 - A

I was listening to music on my Sandisk Sansa e250 player when i decided to increase the output sound volume. With my thumb, i rotated the jog wheel in the clockwise direction till the desired output level was achieved.

Chronicle 03/08/07 - A

As i sat in my chair, i noticed an object on my table. Using my hand, i moved the object closer to my eye, for observation. Noting that it was a pin, i placed the object back at it's original location.

Chronicle 29/07/07 - A

A particle of dust landed on my shoulder. The particle stood out against the black of the shirt fabric. Effectively, the effect of the shirt, was ruined. Effectively. Acting swiftly, i flicked the offending particle off the fabric. Having restored visual integrity, i continued my vigil for such particles.

Chronicle 19/07/07 - A

My vision was blurred. My visual cortex was unable to correctly resolve images perceived by my eyes. I blinked several times, thus clearing any media causing unwanted refractions. My vision now became clear.

Chronicle 16/07/07 - A

A parched feeling enveloped my throat. In an vain attempt to rid myself of this feeling, i swallowed. Left shaken, but not stirred by the strength of my enemy, i reached out for a bottle of water. Twisting the cap off the bottle, i leaned the bottle against my lips, and with a sudden inclination, caused a surge of cool water to enter my mouth. Bravely, i swallowed the cool liquid. My thirst abated, I felt an immense sense of victory.

Chronicle 14/07/07 - A

After over a week of inactivity, i returned to blogger. Exhausted, i posted this note. I then went back to my state of exhaustion.

Chronicle 05/07/07 - A

I was writing on a sheet of paper. Once i had finished writing, i read what i had written.

Chronicle 29/06/07 - A

After a consuming my daily sustenance, i sat and recollected the events of the day. As i performed the above mentioned activity, i felt an unusual protrusion among my teeth. Upon probing this strange feature with my tongue, i concluded that the protrusion was in fact a grain of rice. Engaging my tongue, i successfully evicted the offending grain from my teeth.

Chronicle 28/06/07 - B

I observed a glass of water on the table in front of me. It was half full. My cerebral hemispheres argued that the glass may also be half empty. Having reached no logical conclusion, i diverted my attention to other matters. The paradox, however, remains unsolved.

Chronicle 28/06/07 - A

A bead of sweat ran down my cheek. Using my palm, i wiped the offending bead off my face.

Chronicle 27/06/07 - A

I felt an irritation in my throat. I inhaled, and constricting my trachea, exhaled heavily. The irritation subsided.

Chronicle 26/06/07 - A

I was looking at my screen when i heard a loud noise. My reflexes jerked my head towards the source of the noise. Observing no change in my surroundings, i went back to looking at my screen

Chronicle 25/06/07 - A

I was driving my automobile when an obstacle presented himself directly in my path. Depressing the horn, i hoped to alarm his senses, and force his reflexes into throwing him out of the way. However, the absense of such senses in my kind obstacle forced my to navigate around him. Having cleared the obstacle, i drove on.

Chronicle - 24/06/07 - A

As i read a book, i heard a mosquito buzz by my ear. Annoyed with the pest for violating my airspace, i picked up my electric pestkiller racket, and activated the device with my thumb. I then swung the racket, imitating Roger Federer, and zapped the buzzing pest with a 1600V electric spark. I laid the racket down, and continued reading.

Chronicle 24/06/07 - A

I was asleep. Upon reaching the end of my sleep cycle, i awoke.