Chronicle - 24/06/07 - A

As i read a book, i heard a mosquito buzz by my ear. Annoyed with the pest for violating my airspace, i picked up my electric pestkiller racket, and activated the device with my thumb. I then swung the racket, imitating Roger Federer, and zapped the buzzing pest with a 1600V electric spark. I laid the racket down, and continued reading.