Chronicle 29/06/07 - A

After a consuming my daily sustenance, i sat and recollected the events of the day. As i performed the above mentioned activity, i felt an unusual protrusion among my teeth. Upon probing this strange feature with my tongue, i concluded that the protrusion was in fact a grain of rice. Engaging my tongue, i successfully evicted the offending grain from my teeth.

Chronicle 28/06/07 - B

I observed a glass of water on the table in front of me. It was half full. My cerebral hemispheres argued that the glass may also be half empty. Having reached no logical conclusion, i diverted my attention to other matters. The paradox, however, remains unsolved.

Chronicle 28/06/07 - A

A bead of sweat ran down my cheek. Using my palm, i wiped the offending bead off my face.

Chronicle 27/06/07 - A

I felt an irritation in my throat. I inhaled, and constricting my trachea, exhaled heavily. The irritation subsided.

Chronicle 26/06/07 - A

I was looking at my screen when i heard a loud noise. My reflexes jerked my head towards the source of the noise. Observing no change in my surroundings, i went back to looking at my screen

Chronicle 25/06/07 - A

I was driving my automobile when an obstacle presented himself directly in my path. Depressing the horn, i hoped to alarm his senses, and force his reflexes into throwing him out of the way. However, the absense of such senses in my kind obstacle forced my to navigate around him. Having cleared the obstacle, i drove on.

Chronicle - 24/06/07 - A

As i read a book, i heard a mosquito buzz by my ear. Annoyed with the pest for violating my airspace, i picked up my electric pestkiller racket, and activated the device with my thumb. I then swung the racket, imitating Roger Federer, and zapped the buzzing pest with a 1600V electric spark. I laid the racket down, and continued reading.

Chronicle 24/06/07 - A

I was asleep. Upon reaching the end of my sleep cycle, i awoke.

Chronicle 23/06/07 - C

As my respiratory system functioned, i felt an obstruction in my nasal passages. Sensing an object obstructing the free flow of fresh air in the region, i extended my index finger, and using my fingernail, dislodged the obstructing object. I then breathed freely.

Chronicle 23/06/07 - B

During my routine daily activities, i found a cylinder of adhesive material flat on the table. I extended my arm and gently picked up the cylinder, and reoriented it so that it now stood on it's base. I then continued with my activities.

Chronicle 23/06/07 - A

As i sat at my desk, i observed the lights on my router flashing intermittently. I watched for a few seconds, and then went back to sitting at my desk.

Chronicle 22/06/07 - A

It was raining. Ambient temperatures were low. To combat rapid loss of body heat I enrobed myself with an insulating jacket. The heat loss ceased.

Chronicle 21/06/07 - B

I looked at my feet. Then i looked away. I got bored of looking at away. I looked at my feet once again. They seemed happy.

Chronicle 21/06/07 - A

As i stood on the extension of my bedroom 10 feet above the air, i felt a cold prickly feeling on my thoracic curve. Wanting to explain this phenomenon, i extended my hand to examine the area of activity. On visual examination of the hand used for the probe, i observed a patch of moisture. almost instantaneously, large volumes of the same liquid started to fall from the sky in the form of small droplets. It was raining.

Chronicle 20/06/07 - E

I was sitting when i noticed the 5 fingers on my right hand. Wondering why this was an odd number, i observed 5 fingers on my left hand. In a moment of instantaneous clarity, I understood that each hand, consists of an odd number of fingers. However, both hands together, have an even number of fingers. Upon attaining this enlightenment, i continued staring at the wall.

Chronicle 20/06/07 - D

I read my previous post and realized that my clock and the blogger clock have a 11 hour and 29 minute difference.

Chronicle 20/06/07 - C

I was staring at the wall. I looked at the clock. It was 12AM. I went back to staring at the wall.

Chronicle 20/06/07 - B

I felt a tingle on my head. Using the nail on my index finger, i gently scratched the area of irritation. When i felt the tingle had subsided, i retracted my finger.

Chronicle 20/06/07 - A

As i completed bringing order to the black growth, and sat in my chair, i heard a faint intermittent buzz. Upon surveying the room for the source of this sound, i discovered my Cellular telephone ringing. Extending my arm, i reached for the phone, and grasping it with my fingers, i observed the Caller Line Identification show me the number of the caller. Upon comparing this number with a mental blacklist, i realized that it was in the best interests of the universe, if i rejected this particular call. Using my thumb, i gently pressed the Red disconnect button. The telephone responded to my action with a "Call Disconnected" message. Upon seeing this, i laid the phone back on the table, and continued sitting in my chair.

Chronicle 19/06/07 - A

I awoke from hibernation to find the black coloured growth on my head in a state of disorder. In an effort towards reducing the amount of disorder in the universe, i proceeded to operate on the growth with a fairly long, toothed device. In strokes starting from the back of the cranium and moving towards the front, the operation succeeded in bringing order to the otherwise disordered growth.

Chronicle 19/06/07 - A

I was sitting on my chair. I looked at the wall. It was white. Continued sitting on my chair.

and we're back...

Welcome to the new home of the MyLife series !
As is evident from the title, i am now a society. And as is evident from the title, i shall continue documenting my extremely interesting yet seemingly useless life.

And if you're wondering why the change in blogs? Well, somethings shall remain a mystery. Including the password to my previous blog.

Anyhow, i hope all you downtrodden & befuddled young people reading this draw inspiration from this blog, and go on to make your lives as interesting as mine.

--wu